Dear Jeremiah,
I’m back on the dirt road, in our wagon, after a fruitful
stop in yee ol’ New Orleans!! Oh Jeremiah!!! What a time we’ve had! I danced
FIVE FEET from a man! ‘tis the closest I’ve come to one since I borrowed hay
from Old Mr. Shanklebee’s handsome nephew Josiah.
My head is still spinning from such an over abundance of
libations!! Mr. Seth and Miss Heather also had an over abundance of libations!
They seem to have a very close brother and sister relationship. They became
VERY friendly during yee old pub crawl….touching each other’s
bottoms, which they explained to me is just a game called “bottom tag” they
played as kids. Haha! Oh, to have a sibling that was still alive!! Alas, all of
mine were taken in the great windmill fire of '63.
We received a note from miss Deenah! (As you recall from my
last letter, we traded her for leavened bread). She is having a great time
working for Burt Lovejoy aka Leatherface. At least that’s what it seems…it was
hard to decipher some of the writing underneath the dried blood and tears. It seems Burt feeds her well, "perhaps
too well" she writes…she fears he is trying to fatten her up for something…Miss Deenah has always been a tad overly worried, due to her yiddish upbringing...
Well Jeremiah, I must go. Miss Heather has been vomiting all
morning, which is strange because she can’t stop eating. And I notice she’s
been altering her petticoats…
Off to Austin we go!!
Fondly,
Miss Darcy
We arrived in New Orleans and were taken out to yee ol' seafood dinner by lovely Miss Elise and Mr. Matthew and little Avery!
They have the most lovely Corgis:
The next morn' for breakfast Miss Elise bought us a King Cake! Everyone gets a slice and whoever finds the "baby," a porcelain object within the cake gets luck for years to come. And Deenah found it!!! Which means the rest of us are royally screwed. Specifically Mr. Seth.
Then we went out on yee ol' town to cafe du monde and ate beignets!! My goodness Jeremiah! They tasted like heaven wrapped in Jesus's beard!! Click below for a sideways video:
And pictures!!!
Then we visited Mr. Seth's friends big Medora and little Medora (mother and daughter) who live in the heart of the city. They are both the most incredible people, and big Medora is a guru wizard! She read us our cards, and we all came that much closer to yee ol' Nirvana.
Then we galavanted round yee ol' town, eating, drinking, and having the most lovely time.
Antique store:
And later we met my dear dear friends Miss Esme and Miss Olivia at Candlelight Lounge where we heard the great Treme Band play the most amazing music.
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